Hahaha!!! He has a cast on his arm!! xD
Dear Diary,
Why must jealousy be so torturous..
Sincerely, Jesus
HAHAHA!!
Dear Diary,
I totally just had a day dream about slapping that bitch in the face for getting my order wrong. It was like Power Rangers on crack. Except I’m Mexican and not colorful.
Sincerely, Jesus
Dear Diary,
If were complete oposites than maybe. If were somewhat the same; then yeah. If we have nothing in common then we’re perfect for each other! It’s all good :]
No matter what. Happy birthday future husband. :D
Sincerely, Jesus
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Fucking Rad!
Dear Diary,
I feel like February 29th should be a national holiday. The one day every four years that you can get butt naked and roam the streets, or a chinchilla festival. You know.. something classy!
Sincerely, Jesus
Dear Diary,
It’s that awkward moment when it takes your cousin five minutes to realize who you are. So much for being blood relatives. Dumb bitch.
Sincerely, Jesus
Dear Diary,
I was just told at work that I’m a “Kindergarden Bully”. Like what does that even mean? Bitch did I steal your Crayons? Didn’t think so.
Sincerely, cranky Jesus
Dear Diary,
It’s that moment when a slow driver is in front of you, and you ask yourself “Are they old, or Asian?” Later realizing they are old, AND Asian. What a world we live in.
Sincerely, Jesus
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